28th
meet shark-shark.
while most sharks who are born are born all shark, shark-shark was born half shark and half shark.
this gave it the ferocious killing power of a shark and also the ferocious killing power of a shark.
shark-shark had a thirst for blood to rival that of two normal sharks. or maybe more bloodthirst than that even. like the bloodthirstiness of a normal shark squared.
despite endowing it with such admirable traits, shark-shark’s abnormality left it without the brain power of even a single normal shark. because, as we all know, a shark’s brain is located in its tail. like a dinosaur.
indeed, shark-shark posessed a complex anatomy. if the two halves ate their meals at the same time the excrement would be forced out a common anus. if they ate separately, well, it was less pretty…
being as dumb as shark-shark was, the two halves could never work together to share their food. so, while one half gorged itself, the other half was forced to eat shit.
and after years of eating each other’s shit, the thought of working together no longer occurred to shark-shark. in fact, each half took retributive pleasure in seeing its conterpart suffer.
